So, this guy has been rolling through my parking lot.
Middle aged white male, late model Chevy pickup. Toneau cover
Fourth pass, I shut him down. "Can I help you find something?"
Inside the cab, I see two cell phones running, and he's wearing a Pokemon Go wristband.
"I'm playing Pokemon, and this parking lot is a hot-spot. They're everywhere. I've captured four in the last half-hour."
I was just a little bit amused. "Okay... Pokemon, hun?"
"Yeah!" He's animated. "Am I in any trouble?"
"No, you're good. Drive carefully, and watch out for the kids."
I jotted his plate down as he rolled slowly out of the parking lot.