Monday, December 27, 2021

That Might Work

 In Push For Diversity, Military Canine Units To Give Equal Opportunities To Chihuahuas

Yeah, it's the Bee, but it might work.  Every Chihuahua I've ever met was meaner, pound-for-pound, than every German Shepherd I've known.  Our pastor at church says that he's not sure if dogs go to heaven, but he is convinced that every Chihuahua goes straight to hell.

I'm just sayin'.

7 comments:

Pappy said...

I always wondered if a human could control a 40 pound Chihuahua.

zdogk9 said...

Your Pastor is right.

George said...

A friend of mine did a DNA check on his rescue "Lab mix." Came back 37% pit bull and 24% Chihuahua, the rest a varied mix of breeds. I've never met the dog, but I'm scared of it.

BobF said...

My folks bought one for my sister, 9 years younger than I. That little bastard hated me and the feeling was mutual. Only saving grace was that I was a boarding student at Holy Cross High School and was therefore home only on weekends. That little brown and white shit raises my BP just thinking about him all these years later.

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Jonathan H said...

I think the article would be better if dachshunds were in it instead of Chihuahuas.

Robert said...

Pappy: maybe with multiple tactical nukes.