Have you heard the latest about why Garland sent his minions to dig through Melania's underwear drawer?
Heh! That is about as plausible as anything else I've heard. I actually checked Insty's link to make sure it wasn't the Bee. The Bee's take on it is pretty good, though.
Angel Outside Trump’s Empty Safe Tells FBI Agents, 'Behold! The Document You Seek Is Not Here!'
That's funny, right there.