Monday, March 07, 2022

Pete Butigieg: Save Gas Money, Buy Electric

 Our brilliant Secretary of Transportation has a simple message.  Buy an electric vehicle.

“Last month, we announced a $5 billion investment to build out a nationwide electric vehicle charging network so that people from rural to suburban to urban communities can all benefit from the gas savings of driving an EV.”

Well, Pete, that doesn't help me much. (You dumb sonofabitch).  You see, later this week, I have to drive across Texas.  And, on Sunday, I'll head home.  Do you have those electric charging stations up and running yet?   Does anyone make an EV that I can drive for 12 hours at highway speeds?  Or, in the alternative, fully charge in fifteen minutes?  Do they make one yet that will carry four people, plus a five-hundred ound luggae weight for four hours?

Pete, you are an ignorant sonoabitch, and in a perfect world, would be handing from a light post somewhere simply because you are such a dumbass.

Here's your mission, Pete.  Drill everywhere, drill now.  Clean up the supply chain and quit worrying about whatever gay pipe-dreams you seem to be concerned abut.  Our challenges are too serious to be concerned with whatever frivolous shit resides in your fevered brain. 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

When talking about Pete Butigieg we need to agree on using the correct name. It is Pete Buttplug, that is all there is to it.
Heltau

Old NFO said...

Concur with ALL!

KurtP said...

From a little band in Texas (no, not THAT one) comes an answer to Pete-
https://youtu.be/WlyQ0JjyNis

Steve said...

You will live in the new reality and you will LIKE IT!!!! (said in a germanic voice)

be603 said...

and nevermind that going to batteries makes us even more reliant on other nations for energy (raw material for batteries)