Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Mardi Gras

I'm told that they will have a Mardi Gras in New Orleans, such as it might be, but they won't be serving any Hurricanes.

The cocktail for the Festival will be the FEMA. Equal parts of moonshine and swamp water and a special ingredient that keeps it from taking effect for five days. Then, you are devastated.


oyster said...

Heh heh. Not bad. Not great either, but not bad.

Let me know if you're comin'. First round is on me.

Anonymous said...

And it will be only 500 people going this year.