Over at Boned Jello, they're talking about breakfast, and they start with this wrongheaded idea of what liberals think conservatives eat for breakfast.
No guys, first of all, it's gauche to have a gun on the table. If you're expecting company, a short-barreled shotgun in your lap is so much more genteel. And, no proper southern breakfast is complete without biscuits and gravy. And, while we're critiquing, I don't see any hash-brown potatoes either. I guess I could make do with the Jameson's but I'd rather have a shot of Jack in my morning coffee.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the range.