Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Olympics

I showed up at the smoking shack this morning to help the librarian with a crossword puzzle and she was pissed off at the Olympics. "I watched the skating competition last night, and all the girls dressed like tramps. One gal showed enough of her cootchie that an OB/GYN could have given her an exam."

Someone else mentioned that there is an Olympics going on, but I just can't muster any enthusiasm.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Forget the Olympics--tell me more about the librarian!

Pawpaw said...

The librarian, j, is about two years from retirement, and looks it. Picture a blonde floozy, about 63 years old, hasn't taken care of herself. She's a nice gal, but ...

Now, the little English teacher in Rm 104 is just your type. I know your type. This gal is mid-30's, brunette, 5'6", weighs maybe 110 lbs. Wild as a march hare. You'd like her.

Anonymous said...

>5'6", weighs maybe 110 lbs. Wild as a march hare.

I'm in love. . . .