As part of my church's ongoing Christmas celebration, I got volunteered to play Joseph as part of the living nativity scene. The church performed it on December 20, 21, 27 and 28. I was on the roster for tonight.
I have fulfilled my duty. There were sheep, cattle, donkeys, and one jackass on the set. We won't discuss who the jackass was, but he's glad we're through too. It was cold out there by the manger, watching the livestock eat the set. I hope my feet thaw out before daylight.
I've done sillier things, but I can't recall when.