Friday, October 10, 2008

From my buddy over at Mostly Cajun.
I was talking to a friend ’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?”

She replied, “I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.” “Wow - what a worthy goal.” I told her, “You don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50.

Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.”

She thought that over for a few seconds ’cause she’s only 6.

And while her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”

And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.” Her folks still aren’t talking to me.

… Even children understand.


Anonymous said...

(Termite wipes tears from eyes)


Diet Coke burns when it comes out my nose, man.

PS: Do you still check your Yahoo email account? I need to talk bullet casting.

Pawpaw said...

Yeah, I check it a couple of times a day. Email me at ddezendorf at yahoo dot com.

erica said...

very nice.