Second son and I were sitting on the porch, talking about the day, when I was approached by a grandson.
Grandson: "Do you have any hammer and nails?"
Me: "Yep. Why do you need hammer and nails?"
Grandson: "I'm very good at building, and I could build something."
Me: "What do you want to build."
Grandson: "Oh, I don't know. What do you need me to build?"
Grandson: "Okay, do you have the materials to build nothing?"
Me: "Oh, yeah, I think I have plenty of those materials."
Grandson looks at me like I've lost my mind, then turns and walks away.
Second Son, suppressing a snicker: "Well, that worked out well."