Mall mayhem...Suspected shoplifter shot after dragging cop through KOHL's parking lot...Brawls...Woman uses stun gun in shopping fight...Man stabbed over parking spot...Shopper Kicked Out Of WALMART For Filming Fight...Man shot walking home with big screen...Shoppers Trampled In Race For $49 Tablet...SALVATION ARMY kettles stolen...REPORT: Profit margins jump for sales 'hoax'...Really? Someone stole the Salvation Army kettles? Stun Gun? Stabbed over a parking spot?
I'm glad I wasn't out there today.
In other news, Milady trotted down to the Dollar Store today and invested in real estate. She bought a cat-house.