He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient;If I were the President, I'd give the SOTU address on a random Thursday afternoon. With very little prior warning, probably just after lunch, I'd have my staff call Congress and tell them to all get together, I'd be over in an hour or so. Then, I'd go to the Capitol and give a rambling address, much like a Ron White stand-up routine. Complete with a cigar and a tumbler of good whiskey.
I'd probably roast the Speaker and the Majority leader a little bit, Try for a laugh. I'd tell them that the Union is fine and we're going to be okay, but .... That would be a SOTU to watch. It would last about as long as a good stand-up, then we'd retire to the bar and get just a little bit snockered. I'm fairly sure that I could find someone to drive me back down to the White House.
The last ten or twelve SOTUs have been dreary affairs. Maybe it's time to try something different.