Monday, August 03, 2020

Pore Ol' Bear

It seems that there is a bear near Asheville NC that has been tagged and tracked by the local Wildlife guys.  Somebody put a Trump 2020 sticker on the bear's collar, and now the local do-gooders are offering a $5,000 reward for information on the culprit.  Seriously.


Pore ol' bear.  He has two ear tags, and a collar, and he's probably a freedom-loving bear.  Given the opportunity, he'd probably vote for Trump, because Freedom, and America.  And ow the local Democrats want to take his sticker off.
“We have so many places in this world to put stickers and express our political views,” Chapman says. “Using a wild animal for that is cruel and inhuman. It’s not OK.”
Inhumane?  The bear is not a human, but he's a freedom loving animal, so he doesn't want to live in a world that the Democrats envision.  And now, they're offering a reward for the culprit.

That bear ain't hurting nobody.  Leave him alone.  USA!  USA!

7 comments:

Ol codger said...

Well we had Teddy bears, Teddy Roosevelt, why not Trumpy bears?

juvat said...

The bear knows he's wearing a collar, I bet he has no idea that there's a sticker on it. However... Anybody want to bet that if it had been a Biden sticker they'd be crowing about it on all media outlets.

Old NFO said...

ROTFLMAO! That is too good!

JayNola said...

https://www.gettrumpybear.com
Just FYI

Jonathan H said...

Oh my... I think we need to nominate whoever put the sticker on him to run for office!

Termite said...

Because........Bear Lives Matter

Old Grafton said...

Whiners gotta whine. Holy Shimoly, give it a rest....buncha cry-babies1