Thursday, July 06, 2023

Fingerprint and DNA Analysis

 So, the Secret Service finds a small baggie of cocaine at the White House, and now the FBI is going to do a fingerprint and DNA analysis to find the culprit.

Occam's razor seems not to be an investigative tool.  We have now descended into silliness.  The White House mouthpiece doesn't know how to react to it.  It's not Joe's.  He was out of town when they found it.

I collected a lot of cocaine during my career, but I never had it fingerprinted, much less a DNA analysis. We tagged it, bagged it, and put it in evidence.  Eventually, it was destroyed.  This whole brouhaha is a non-starter, but I am glad to see KJP stammer over it.

4 comments:

Termite said...

Who is KJP?

Pres Biden is not a drug user, and rarely drinks. When he does, rumor is it is wine.
Hunter is another story.

Somehow, I can see Pres Biden looking at Hunter and saying this:
https://youtu.be/Sn9-nNLzcWE?t=10

Matthew W said...

Presuming "they" want to find out who brought the coke in.
Just like the J6 bomber, we will never know.

Termite said...

Karine Jean-Pierre.

Heh, got it

Anonymous said...

While it seems most likely to be Hunter's, there is a definite chance it is someone elses; the type of people this regime has hired make it certain that others in the WH also use it.