I've been reading all the foo-faw about how we didn't bury Osama in accordance with the religious dictates of the Mohametan faith. Yeah, well, they treated him better than I would, which would have included pork parts and his head on a spike.
I understand that the CIA is going through his computers, and that there is a treasure trove of information on those memory chips. Soon, we'll start dispatching teams to pick up al-Zawahiri. Hopefully, they won't treat him any better than they treated Osama. My choice would still be pork parts and a spike.
So, Islamist worriers, if you want to make sure that Zawhatsisname gets a good Islamic burial, kill him yourself and bury him at your leisure. You can make sure all the cultural niceties are observed. Unless you want us to take care of it, which will probably entail being sewn into a mailbag with a cannon ball between his feet and dropped over the fantail of a US Navy ship.
Either way.
Sons of bitches.
4 comments:
Amen.
Double amen.
"So, Islamist worriers, if you want to make sure that Zawhatsisname gets a good Islamic burial, kill him yourself and bury him at your leisure."
For The Win.
Awesome. I read about how his body was supposed to be washed etc and kept getting this mental image of several hundred sailors being given maybe a premature ration of a couple of beers, told to hold it as long as they could and then wal it would clean him.
ben
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