Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Annoying

This sumbitch is just annoying. He's held up several banks and the FBI is looking for him. They're putting his picture on electronic billboards hoping someone spots him and calls it in.



I'm happy to do my part. If anyone sees this scumbag, call your local constabulary or the FBI. The FBI number is 423-282-8090. He's described as a white male, about 25 years old, 5 feet 9 to 5 feet 11, 170 to 175 pounds. He has short, reddish-brown hair and an unshaven goatee. He hasn't hurt anybody yet, but we need to get this idiot behind bars.

Now, if you look closely at the pistol, you might notice that the slide isn't far enough forward. The gun won't shoot like that. The specific condition is known as "out of battery" and can be caused by any number of things. It seems to be a Taurus, too, although that isn't a distractor. Taurus generally makes good pistols. All this shows is that this guy is a larger idiot than most. He's giving bank robbers a bad name.

Hat tip to Tam. Lets get this guy picked up quick. BOLO.

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

WHere was this? Louisiana or elsewhere? I'm heading that way today.

The Ivory Pen said...

Idiot. Wonder if he's working with my daughter.

Pawpaw said...

Naw, NFO, he's not in Louisiana. According to the article, he's held up banks in Kentucky, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Tennessee.

We ain't got no money down here. Everyone is broke and poor as church mice.