Jerry Sandusky is guilty on 45 counts and the judge immediately revoked his bail. He's in the iron-bar hotel, an exclusive bed and breakfast where the food is lousy, the room mates are disgusting, and you learn to sleep with one eye open.
Somehow, I don't believe that this fits into his retirement plans. Still, it's the retirement he chose. We can only hope that Penn State demands that anyone else who covered up his crimes is immediately sacked.