Monday, October 02, 2023

Sophomoric Crap

 Did y'all hear about this asshole?

Representative Jamaal Bowman pulled a fire alarm at the Cannon building in Washington, D.C., on Saturday as lawmakers sought to reach an agreement to fund the federal government in order to avert a shutdown, according to House Republicans.

He claims that he didn't know it was a fire alarm.  It's. you know, painted red, like all the other fire alarms in the world. 

He doesn't like the way things are going, so he pulls the fire alarm.  Just like all those Dindu Nuffins at the high school where I used to protect and serve.  What Dindu didn't know was that we adjusted the security cameras to be able to see the fire alarms.  That caused Dindu considerable consternation when he was getting his five-day suspension.

2 comments:

Eaton Rapids Joe said...

"Sophomoric" is a great adjective. A sophisticated moron.

Steve Sky said...

What is more, I've read he was a High School administrator prior to going into politics. So "he didn't know what it was" is a pure lie. Maybe he got the idea from his former pupils.