Whatever, it cracks me up.

He's the Lookin' Under the Fence, Sunday Morning Dawg.
“A Rifleman’s PrayerCan I get an Amen?
Oh Lord, I would live my life in freedom, peace and happiness, enjoying the simple pleasures of hearth and home. I would die an old, old man in my own bed, preferably of sexual overexertion.
But if that is not to be, Lord, if monsters such as this should find their way to my little corner of the world on my watch, then help me to sweep those bastards from the ramparts, because doing that is good, and right, and just.
And if in this I should fall, let me be found atop a pile of brass, behind the wall I made of their corpses.”
Lohman, who pleaded guilty in federal court to conspiracy to obstruct justice, admits he failed to order the collection of evidence or canvassing of witnesses, helped craft police reports riddled with false information, participated in a plan to plant a gun under the bridge and lied to investigators who questioned police actions.It's hard to know exactly what happened that day. New Orleans had been destroyed by the flooding after Hurricane Katrina. Police officers had been dispatched to the Danziger bridge on reports that people on the bridge were shooting at rescue helicopters. The officers got to the bridge, heard gunfire and started shooting across the bridge. When the firing stopped, two citizens were dead and four others were seriously wounded. Police officers learned that the people shot were unarmed.
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.'Hah! I like that and I'll have to remember it.
"Here we have a system thatis, by far, too complicated for the brightest of the master scholars to understand. Yet it mercilessly holds accountable it's victims, claiming that they're responsible for fully complying with laws not even the experts understand."I understand his frustration. I've been there, done that.
The academic at the centre of the ‘Climategate’ affair, whose raw data is crucial to the theory of climate change, has admitted that he has trouble ‘keeping track’ of the information.However, the good professor goes further, saying that:
Colleagues say that the reason Professor Phil Jones has refused Freedom of Information requests is that he may have actually lost the relevant papers.
Professor Jones also conceded the possibility that the world was warmer in medieval times than now – suggesting global warming may not be a man-made phenomenon.Okay, let me get this straight. First he tells us he's lost the raw data, then he tells us that the medieval period may have been warmer than now, then he tells us that there has been no significant global warming for the past fifteen years. And this is the guy who was head of the Climate Research Unit.
And he said that for the past 15 years there has been no ‘statistically significant’ warming.
A Brooklyn woman says a mugger stole a doggie coat right off the back of her mild-mannered terrier.That's cold. Just plain-ole-low-down cold. The thief oughta be ashamed.
Donna McPherson says she tied up Lexie, her 10-year-old Westie, outside a Park Slope supermarket "for two minutes'' while she bought milk.
She heard a "funny bark.'' When McPherson went outside, she found the little white dog shivering. His green wool coat, with leather trim and belt, were nowhere in sight.
McPherson said that, fortunately, Lexie wasn't wearing his pricier Burberry, but she bought two new coats anyway to make it up to him.Well, if he's got a Burberry, maybe he won't freeze completely.
Iran's Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said on Monday that Iran is set to deliver a "punch" that will stun world powers during this week's 31st anniversary of the Islamic revolution, AFP reported.There's a lot of speculation about what the "punch" might be, but the threat is there, and I feel it's real.
"The Iranian nation, with its unity and God's grace, will punch the arrogance (Western powers) on the 22nd of Bahman, February 11, in a way that will leave them stunned," Khamenei, who is also Iran's commander-in-chief, told a gathering of air force personnel according to AFP.I don't know how he can be any clearer than that.
When using a recipe, look closely at the ingredients. If you see something in the ingredients that you and your family don't like or can't use then try to think of a substitute. The use of imagination, not being afraid of trying something new or different, and willingness to experiment is how to really enjoy food. We each have different taste buds, use them and your imagination to come up with something that is suitable for you. Make a meal "Your Meal".I agree. There are very few Cajun recipes that haven't been modified, changed, adapted to fit the situation and the cook.
Sen. Mary Landrieu, D-La., said it is "unfortunate that the NFL is exploiting a phrase that has been part of Louisiana's culture for more than a century. Who Dat Nation deserves better. I am exploring several options to sack the NFL's greediness, including removing the league's tax exempt status."That had to sting.