A Brooklyn woman says a mugger stole a doggie coat right off the back of her mild-mannered terrier.That's cold. Just plain-ole-low-down cold. The thief oughta be ashamed.
Donna McPherson says she tied up Lexie, her 10-year-old Westie, outside a Park Slope supermarket "for two minutes'' while she bought milk.
She heard a "funny bark.'' When McPherson went outside, she found the little white dog shivering. His green wool coat, with leather trim and belt, were nowhere in sight.
It is cold outside in Louisiana and the dawg is complaining about the weather, now that Milady clipped off his coat. I can imagine it's cold in New York. She did say that dog's got another coat, a Burberry.
McPherson said that, fortunately, Lexie wasn't wearing his pricier Burberry, but she bought two new coats anyway to make it up to him.Well, if he's got a Burberry, maybe he won't freeze completely.
Buying a dog a Burberry. That ain't right either.