One of the unchanging tenets of police work is that when you get a call you roll on it, and you're never sure what you're going to find. Something reported as a disturbance might turn into a murder and someone reported as a corpse might not be as dead as originally reported. I've been sent on public service calls that turned into burglaries. In short, you never know what you're going to find.
As in this reported incident.
**Sigh!** I'm sure the officer was glad that he didn't have to recover a deceased baby. I'm also sure that the officer had fun writing the report.
Hat tip: Curmudgeonly and Skeptical.