Right now, I am the #1 Google search for the term Hog Lard.
Geeze, what a way to be Number One at something. An obscure reference to animal fat and bullet lube, and I'm Number One.
What are people cooking with these days? Does no one cut hog lard into flour to make biscuits? Do they write about it and post the recipe?
Come on, folks. Now, I have cemented my #1 status with three references to Hog Lard.