Known as the Lipinski Strad, after one of its early owners, the violin was stolen from Mr. Almond as he left a chamber concert performance on Jan. 27. As he reached his car, someone attacked him with a stun gun and grabbed the instrument, driving off in a minivan as Mr. Almond screamed out: “They got the violin! They got the violin!” The instrument case was found hours later, dumped a few miles away.The goblins, of course, were later found and arrested.
On Thursday, officials identified two of the suspects as Universal Knowledge Allah, 36, a local barber who is being accused of providing the stun gun used against Mr. Almond; and Salah Ibin Jones, 41, whom the police described as their primary suspect.Evidently the getaway driver is identified as Latoya Atlas. Mostly Cajun calls this a trifecta. With names like Universal Knowledge and Salah Ibin, I'm wondering if they weren't adherents to the Religion of Piss.