If you're in the 25-to-35 age range and this is resonating, congrats: You're officially having a quarter-life crisis, something two thirds of young adults experience. Experts describe a QLC as a sense of panic that your life-career, relationships, etc.-isn't where you want it to be.Oh, bullshit! To begin with, you jazzbos probably won't live to be 100 years old, so a quarter life crisis should occur when you're 17-18 years old (70/4), so if you're having your quarter life crisis when you're 25-30, you're late. Get over yourself and get to work. If your life/career/relationship isn't what you want it to be, get off your ass, reach between your legs to make sure you have a pair, and make it better..
Or, to quote Lee Ermy: "Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon!"
You dumb sons of bitches.