Simply thinking about Michael Moore (hack, spit), made me decide to declare Happy Hour. This declaration in part because I am home, in blue jeans, and it is in fact, Friday afternoon, and it's 5:00 somewhere.
My preferred libation today is Canadian and Coke. Because my doctor has me off sugar, we're forced to improvise.
Canadian and Coke
In a pint Mason jar,
Fill with ice
2 ounces cheap, rotgut Canadian Whiskey
Fill with Diet Coke.
If you don't have an appropriate Mason Jar, then find a jelly glass. Or tupperware glass, or even a Red Solo Cup.