We're heavily into Christmas decorating this week and the dog thinks that laying under the coffee table is a safe way to spend the afternoon. He doesn't get stepped-on nearly as much.
I can't say that I can fault his reasoning. When Milady and a bunch of grandkids start decorating, I often want to crawl under the table myself. Milady buys ornaments for the grandkids each year. Of course, the dog has to have an ornament all his very own.