I'm now one drink into Happy Hour and I see that our President has nominated John Kerry for Secretary of State.
John Kerry, you'll remember, is the navy officer who left his men in Vietnam after getting three (disputed) Purple Hearts. Then he married Ketchup heiress Theresa Heinz (and to this day I will not allow Heinz ketchup in my house). He ran for President a while back and the officers and men that served with him torpedoed his presidential bid.
I believe that John (Heinz) Kerry is a lying dog, a woeful piece of shit, a shameless whore to the political process. He's also the senior senator from Massachusetts, a state with a long line of shameless whores as Senator. Kerry is a left-wing radical, a liar, and a hustler of women. He'll probably do as well a job at SecState as Hillary Clinton, who recently fell and hit her head so as not to testify on the Benghazi debacle. I understand that Hllary willing to use any number of convenient excuses to avoid testifying before Congress, to include yeast infections, toenail fungus, and the clap. No word yet on her hemorrhoids.
Having said all that, it makes perfect sense that the President appoints John (Heinz) Kerry as SecState. I wonder how many more good Americans this asshole will slander?
It's about time to pour another drink.