There's a website up where an author can post a couple of paragraphs of prose, then let the computer analyze it to decide which famous author most closely matches my style. It's called I Write Like.
So I went to my e-zine, took a couple of paragraphs at random, and two out of three tries, they told me I write like David Foster Wallace.
Never heard of him. He's obviously a brilliant writer. Marvelous prose, brilliant composition. Just like me.