My buddy, a CFDA club member has a home range in his shop. He practices fast draw out there so that he can place consistently in club matches. Last week, he reported that he was shooting in his home range when He got a spam call. The conversation went like this.
Phone rings, he answers it. "Hello"
He listens for a few seconds, determines it it a spam call, then speaks in a frantic tone. " Who are you? What are you doing in here? I'll shoot you.
He then fires two shots into a target. Pow! Pow! "Oh, damn. Look at all that blood"
He says at that point, the call dropped. Imagine that.
6 comments:
LOL
Next week the local swat team pays him a visit at 3:00 am...
Good way to get OFF that call list...
'Hello, how are you doing today?'
"I'm not wearing any underwear. I stopped wearing any yesterday. It is quite thrilling. Do you like wearing underwear?"
If they persist after this, continue the line of questioning....
Had an aunt a while back who blew a referee's whistle into the phone when she got a call like that, before we began using the term "spam." She told me she finally realized the dog was never in the room when she did it because he had learned to run every time the phone rang.
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