I was working late tonight, and this old warrior comes into the building, trailing a high-school color guard for the regular board meeting. We greet, as old warriors do, and he hands me a box, tells me that it's a gift. Then, he goes about organizing the color guard.
The box says Microtech Knives. Later, after most of the foolishness had subsided, I opened it to look.
I opened the little box, and sure enough, there's a knife in the box. I like knives.
It's heavy, at about six ounces, and it's long, at over five inches closed. Then, there's that little button on the top, so I pushed it. Oh, damn, that's just pure evil.
It's a spring knife. The blade is double-edged, goes to a dagger point, and is four inches long. Pulling the little knob back retracts the blade. It's totally one-handed operation.
Thanks, Super Sarge, this is going to be in my pocket for the foreseeable future.