The FBI Debriefed

Oh, I lol'd

True, That

 I'll be 69 this year, but I get the point.

Duct Tape

 From Termite:

New Winchester Lung Blower

 As seen on the Book of Face.

I'll have to start checking my vendors. I'd like to pick up a box of that.

Quoth For Truth

 

That Might Work

 In Push For Diversity, Military Canine Units To Give Equal Opportunities To Chihuahuas

Yeah, it's the Bee, but it might work.  Every Chihuahua I've ever met was meaner, pound-for-pound, than every German Shepherd I've known.  Our pastor at church says that he's not sure if dogs go to heaven, but he is convinced that every Chihuahua goes straight to hell.

I'm just sayin'.

Language Skills

 It seems that using mechanical tools can improve our language skills.

I'll say.  I learned many of my language skills while helping my Dad work on the family car.  Those skills were sharpened during my years working in the motor pool on tanks.

Heh!

 The Bee has interviewed McAuliffe, who blames his loss on the low turnout of 3:00 a.m. ballots.

RICHMOND, VA—Terry McAuliffe’s loss in the Virginia gubernatorial race has sent shock waves through the Democrat establishment. Some are blaming the rise of racism, domestic terrorist parents of public-school students, and lack of understanding of true Marxism for the loss. After careful study of the results, however, the campaign determined the true cause was a shockingly low turnout among 3 a.m. ballots.

What I heard was more of a supply-chain issue. What I heard was that the 3:00 a.m. ballots had been contacted to a printing house in China, but were stuck on a ship, somewhere off the coast of Long Beach, CA.

Either way, it sucks to be McAuliffe.

The Fat Electrician Reviews: Tankers & M1 Abrams tank

Joe sent me this via email.  Thanks, Joe.  Warning - F-bombs are frequent.

Crunchies.  Not a term we use in polite company.

Southwest Pilots

 Stolen from Wirecutter.

That's funny, right there.

The Nation's Paper of Record

 The nations paper of record says that we might need a new variant of the Covid disease to distract American from the Afghanistan disaster.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Officials at the CDC said today that the surprising virulence and persistence of Afghanistan news may require a whole new COVID variant to distract the country from it.

The Babylon Bee has been fairly accurate in their prognostications lately.  I don't put anything past Fauci and crew when it comes to creating disaster for the American people.

Quothe For Truth

 Been there, done that.

From Termite

 From my buddy Termite.

Ya gotta use what ya got.

Seasons

 Right now, we're in Crawfish season.

Seen On The Book of Face

 I cannot attest to the veracity, but it certianly caused me to chuckle.

It could have happened, right?

That Vaccine

 I'm on the list.  Both Belle and I qualify, and I went to our local apothecary and signed up.  They'll call me in a couple of weeks.  However, the Great Southern Ice Storm made last week a No-Go, so I'll be that the timeline was pushed back a week.

I'm not scared of the vaccine.  The Army poked a lot of stuff in my arm that didn't make much sense.  One time they gave me a shot for Black Plague.

"Where are you sending me that I need a Black Plague shot?"

"Nowhere, but it's not in your records, so you get one."

However, ny buddy Termite sent me this interesting graphic that sums up the feeling of a bunch of people.

I'm sure this will be an instant classic among the pre-school set.

Dave Berry Recaps 2020

 Every year, Dave Berry recaps the year that we've just gone through.  It's a funny, irreverent look at our combined experience.  This year is no different.

We’re trying to think of something nice to say about 2020.

OK, here goes: Nobody got killed by the murder hornets. As far as we know.

That’s pretty much it.

 In the past, writing these annual reviews, we have said harsh things about previous years. We owe those years an apology. Compared to 2020, all previous years, even the Disco Era, were the golden age of human existence.

Click on the link above, and read the whole thing. 

Tuesday Afternoon Fishing

 

Heh!

Cajun Weather Report 2020 (Tail of Two Storms)

Ain't no use crying, we may as well laugh.

A Cooyon, for those of you not from South Louisiana , is someone who is a bit crazy.

Pore Ol' Bear

It seems that there is a bear near Asheville NC that has been tagged and tracked by the local Wildlife guys.  Somebody put a Trump 2020 sticker on the bear's collar, and now the local do-gooders are offering a $5,000 reward for information on the culprit.  Seriously.

Pore ol' bear.  He has two ear tags, and a collar, and he's probably a freedom-loving bear.  Given the opportunity, he'd probably vote for Trump, because Freedom, and America.  And ow the local Democrats want to take his sticker off.

“We have so many places in this world to put stickers and express our political views,” Chapman says. “Using a wild animal for that is cruel and inhuman. It’s not OK.”

Inhumane?  The bear is not a human, but he's a freedom loving animal, so he doesn't want to live in a world that the Democrats envision.  And now, they're offering a reward for the culprit.

That bear ain't hurting nobody.  Leave him alone.  USA!  USA!