Southwest Offers Free Flignts

 I understand that Southwest Airlines is offering free flights to select customers who fit a particular set of criteria.

The successful passenger must 1) be fully vaccinated, 2) hold a current ATP certificate, and 3) be type-rated on the aircraft.  Passengers meeting those simple criteria can fly for free, just as soon as they find some flight attendants.

Oh, wait, that's the Bee.  Never mind.