Burgers

Grandson Quinton comes in from school ad finds me in the shop..  He's hungry.  Wants a burger, so we fire up the stove.  I'm not firing up the griddle for one burger.  What does he want on the burger?  From bottom up:  toasted bun, quarter-pound hamburger patty, hashbrown patty, cheese, fried egg, tomato, lettuce, mayo, mustard, and salsa.  Topped with the toasted bun.

He ate it with a fork.