Saturday, October 10, 2026

Execution Date Set

 I'm only going to use his name once, so listen up.  Do you remember Nidal Hassan? He was a US Army officer and psychologist who perpetrated a mass casualty event at Fort Hood in 2009.  He killed 13 people and injured 32 before he was captured.

Yeahh, this is the asshole who abrogated his oath both as an officer and as a physician and decided to go all Aloha Snackbar at the Fort Hood reediness center, a place where soldiers and dependents get ID cards and register vehicles. So, he brought a pistol and started shooting people, because Aloha.

Well, it seems that the War Department has decided to Aloha his ass by firing squad at Fort Hood on December 3rd.  Rumors are that it is going to be a public execution. We're talking livestream here.

If they are thinking about a good old-fashioned stand-him-up- and-shoot-him, that is too good for him. I'd get a bit more creative.  Maybe a couple of kneecap shots just to start the party.  Or, maybe after a quick coup de grace, feed him to a herd of hogs. They could stake him out somewhere and eh would be gone in three days.

A standard killing and burial is too good for this asshole.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about a fire ant hill, pour honey on all the parts necessary. Honey on the eyes and lets go a little lower and make sure all his private parts are dripping in honey. Or how about medieval and find some horses to tear him from limb to limb. Or lets hang him from his dick and balls. Let see how long he last once they rip off and he bleeds to death. And make sure he knows he'll be buried with/in bacon grease.

This will be his last day so make this hurt. A bullet is just not good enough. I want him to suffer.

Termite said...

Just hang him. Hanging is more shameful than a firing squad.