Rocket Man In Bad Shape?

Fox News is reporting that Kim Jong Un is in a "vegetative state", according to Japanese media.

Reports emerged earlier this week that Kim was gravely ill following heart surgery, although that has since been disputed. However, Japanese media now claims that Kim is in a vegetative state following a stent procedure.

 Shukan Gendai subsequently detailed how the surgeon in charge of Kim’s operation was not used to dealing with obese patients and was too nervous during the operation, leading to delays that left Kim in a “vegetative state.”

Under the Kim regime, he was probably the only fat  man in North Korea.  Everyone else is starving.

Of course, being in a "vegetative state" might qualify him as a reporter at MSNBC or CNN.