Ass-Whippin'

I was surfing around the Internet and I see where that idiot Perez Hilton (he gets no links from me) got punched by someone Hilton called a faggot. Interesting. Interesting that he thinks he can get away with that. Name-calling is juvenile at best, but every juvenile eventually learns that sometimes name-calling results in basic fisticuffs.

There was once an affirmative defense in these parts that went something like this: "He needed an ass whippin'. I gave him one."

One of these days he'll learn that his steamboat mouth can overload his rowboat ass.