Fox News is reporting that San Francisco is experiencing a surge of small boat pirates. These goblins load up in small boats and prey on larger, more luxurious vessels.
Piracy is an ancient occupation. It's been around for centuries, and there is generally one proven method of dealing with it. Kill or capture the bastards. Those captured should be hanged, publicly, either from a convenient yardarm or at the waters edge. I would suggest that whatever authority runs the port there to immediately construct a gallows.
It's San Francisco, home to "progressive" prosecutors. They may side with the pirates.
ReplyDeleteBetter to just shoot them, wrap the bodies in chain, and sink them.
There are sixgill- and seven-gill shark s in San Fransisco Bay; feed them.
ReplyDeleteI never go out on the water unarmed, even on local waters in my 12' kayak.
ReplyDeleteAttack me and you will be fish food.
California no longer has the death penalty.
ReplyDeleteThere are still Coast Guard station at Alameda and Yerba Buena Island, however. That's the Feds, and they still have the death penalty.
It was a Louisiana maxim that a thief "tried to steal more chain than he could swim away with".
ReplyDeleteJohn in Indy
thats why my guns are stainless steel.
ReplyDeleteNo rules apply to dealing with pirates. By definition they are the enemies of the world. Hostis humani generis. Any theft by force done on water is piracy.
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