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 So, if you've been paying attention at all, you have heard of Sam Bankman-Fried, who had a crypto company and a side-hustle of hedge fund.  He was also the spawn of a couple of well-known Democrat donors, and he himself gave a lot of money to Democrats. This guy was the darling of the liberal elite, because he gave away a plot of money and espoused all the correct liberal memes.

Then one day it all came crashing down.  His company funds got tangled up in his side-hustle and his investors lost all their money.  Now, he's doing an apology tour, telling anyone who will listen that he never had the intent to defraud.  Never mind that his investors were defrauded, it was just an accident.

Kind of like the Alec Baldwin defense.

Sam is a well-connected Democrat.  Very well connected.  I would be extremely surprised if he ever sees the inside of a jail.  High profile Democrats don't go to jail.  Unlike us lesser mortals for whom the laws were written.