I stand corrected. When I read the article at first, I thought it was James Carville who had glued himself to a counter. Turns out, it is James Cromwell. Either way, it's funny as hell. Thanks to the commenters for straightening it out.
James Cromwell took a dramatic stand for PETA Tuesday morning by supergluing his hand to a Starbucks counter in protest of the coffee chain’s up-charge for vegan milks.
If I were the manager, I would have let him stand there, glued to the counter. I would have invited the assembled patrons to mock hi. Maybe take his belt off and let his pants fall to his knees. At any time, he could have ripped skin to leave.
Doing something stupid deserves mockery.
Cromwell, not Carville.
ReplyDeleteCarville or Cromwell? Either probable idiot is fine with me LOL
ReplyDeleteshut the store down. Turn off the lights. Everybody go home. Lock the doors. "see you tomorrow!"
ReplyDeleteSigh… Just beyond belief…
ReplyDeleteWell, that was a stupid thing to be doing. I hope the business requested a police report and that he be charged with vandalism.
ReplyDeleteCompletely idiotic.
ReplyDeleteOf course, it is also idiotic that the courts allow those concoctions to be called milk, perverting centuries of a standard definition that milk comes from mammals.