PawPaw Gets Trolled

 A troll showed up on this post, where I was talking about the bureaucrats who want to take the joy out of Thanksgiving.  The comment is laughable, and I thought I'd share it here, then critique it.

Anonymous said...

Sincerenly hoping you and yours catch it, suffer tremendously for a while, then succumb to it. Shut the hell up about things you know nothing about.

Thanks Anonymous, for those kind wishes.  Like many of your ilk, wishing death on other people is very illuminating and instructive.  As far as "shut the hell up about things you know nothing about", we could all wish that Faucci had done the same thing.  He admits freely that at the beginning he knew little or nothing about the "novel corona virus".  It was novel, remember?

I've been blogging here since 2005 an get very few trolls.  I have to admit that I was both amused and interested when I saw your trifling comment.  I'd rather be free, thank you.  Free to live my life and experience joy each day.  Free from government intrusion, free from bureaucrats who think they have an edict to run my life.

I have done the research, and I can say with some authority that I know a way for your to never catch covid.  1) Find a clear plastic bag big enough to fit around your head.  2) place it over your head and duct-tape it around your neck.  3) be still for a couple of hours.  I guarantee you won't die from Covid.  But, you'll probably be counted as a Covid death.  I don't recommend this, you understand, because I want you to live a long and joyful life.

In the meantime, you are welcome to drop by and join us for the Thanksgiving feast.  I promise that we won't talk politics or epidemiology unless you bring it up, but I caution you that I normally have several medical professionals around our feat table.  Have your facts in order or you'll leave here intellectually crippled.  We don't suffer fools gladly.