Bob Costas Craps Himself

I was on the way to the deer lease when I heard on Fox Sports radio that someone had offed himself at the Kansas City Chief's clubhouse. I happened to know a new member of the club had just relocated from Kansas City, so I asked him, who called his son, who told us that it appeared that Jovan Belcher had offed himself and his girlfriend. I had the name Belcher before it came out on the radio.

Okay, I thought, some guy who's paid to be aggressive kills his girlfriend, then realizes his career is over and he offs himself at the clubhouse. Case Closed. I didn't watch the game on Sunday, but I learned later that sports broadcaster Bob Costas crapped himself during an opinion piece.

As it turns out, Costas doesn't believe that a NFL player is capable of killing someone without a handgun. OJ Simpson would be surprised to hear that opinion. Costas is catching flak from all corners, as well he should. He should stick to what he does best, broadcasting sports, and not worry about the social commentary. All he managed to do was piss off some gun-loving football fans.

Tam gives him a good spanking, and I'm sure that the rest of the gunny bloggers are hammering him as well. He dropped his trousers and showed us his ass. All we're doing is spanking it. I've been cruising around the NBC site, looking for a contact address so that I can send an appropriately worded memo. I do see that the Kansas City Chiefs dedicated the game Sunday to the victims of domestic violence and I thought that was a good idea. Waste no tears for Javon Belcher, but remember the victims of domestic violence. As for Coasta? Screw him. He owes us all an apology.