Goblin Count

I don't normally do goblin counts, but feel-good stories like this deserve to be trumpeted. My friend Termite sent me this one.

JACKSONVILLE, N.C.– Two Camp Lejeune Marines returned home early Sunday morning to find two men in their house. The intruders didn't make it out of the house alive. 33-year-old, Maurice Skinner and 33-year-old, Diego Everette were identified by police as the men killed in the burglary attempt. Both men are from Jacksonville. Skinner and Everette were pronounced dead at the scene, but according to Jacksonville Police Chief, Mike Yaniero it is unlikely that anyone will be charged in the shooting. "The investigation is ongoing, however at this time there is no evidence to suggest that criminal charges be filed."

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.  Breaking into Marine's houses isn't generally a good idea.  Unfortunately, it was the last idea these two goblins had.

I'm going to go outside and do a happy dance.