Dawg Mugged

Did y'all see this? It seems that someone mugged a dog in New York and stole the jacket right off his back.

A Brooklyn woman says a mugger stole a doggie coat right off the back of her mild-mannered terrier.

Donna McPherson says she tied up Lexie, her 10-year-old Westie, outside a Park Slope supermarket "for two minutes'' while she bought milk.

She heard a "funny bark.'' When McPherson went outside, she found the little white dog shivering. His green wool coat, with leather trim and belt, were nowhere in sight.

That's cold. Just plain-ole-low-down cold. The thief oughta be ashamed.

It is cold outside in Louisiana and the dawg is complaining about the weather, now that Milady clipped off his coat. I can imagine it's cold in New York. She did say that dog's got another coat, a Burberry.

McPherson said that, fortunately, Lexie wasn't wearing his pricier Burberry, but she bought two new coats anyway to make it up to him.

Well, if he's got a Burberry, maybe he won't freeze completely.

Buying a dog a Burberry. That ain't right either.