This poor schmuck....

Has got some explaining to do. Poor bastard didn't realize his wife had gotten out of the car and left without her. Since Yahoo's links don't last as long as a fart in a windstorm, the money quote is here:

After filling the tank, the husband drove away -- without noticing that his 30-year-old wife had got out of the car to go to the toilet.

The woman, who had no money or documents with her, contacted the police who eventually traced her husband to Milan, some 210 miles north of Pesaro, Ansa said.

How the hell do you explain that?

Hat tip to The Skipper.