Tuesday, September 10, 2013

This Just In

This just in, from Fredricksburg, TX.
This story comes from the police department in the small hill country town of Fredericksburg, TX who reported finding a man's body last Saturday evening in the Pedernales River, near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.
==== The 46-year-old victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Kerrville . He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.
......The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
I think it was awfully nice of the officers to remove the Obama T-Shirt.  We don't want anyone profiling the dead man.

Sent to me by Madeline, who ain't right.

2 comments:

Dave O. said...

(Snort)

JPG said...

Dennis, that was magnificent!
About the report: "If it isn't true, it sure oughta be."
JPG