Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Sheriff Joe: Buy a Shotgun

Sheriff Joe, our gun-loving vice president, recommends a double-barreled shotgun for home defense.
"If there's ever a problem," Biden said he told his wife Jill, "just walk out on the balcony here--walk out, put that double barrel shot gun and fire two blasts outside the house -- I promise you whoever is coming in ... You don't need an AR-15, it's harder to aim, it's harder to use...Buy a shotgun! Buy a shotgun!"
I don't know why you'd shoot the gun outside if there was trouble inside, but that our lovable, idiotic vice president.

I've told people that Joe Biden was a wonderful choice for President Obama, and I'm sure that the Lightworker took it into account.  Joe Biden is one heartbeat away from the Presidency, and is President Obama's best life-insurance policy.  God Forbid that President Obummer keels over on the golf course.  Joe will find a judge and take the oath before the body cools.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't just firing a shotgun into the air not only violate the "4 rules" but be illegal in most jurisdictions ?

Old NFO said...

Anon beat me to it... I know for DAMN sure it's illegal in DC...

Rivrdog said...

He also says "double barrel shotgun" several times, but at the end says to fire three times. WTF, Over

Anon: correctimundo, no warning shots, the cops here in OR can't even use them.

Anonymous said...

With all the secret service protection we provide for dumbo and his wife I know his wife is going to have to defend the home..