A White House announcement Monday said the eggs at this year’s April 5 roll will be made from paperboard that contains no wood fibers from endangered forests, is recyclable and features vegetable-oil based inks and a water-based coating.And no polar bears will be harmed during the egg hunt.
That's the most environmentally correct tripe I think I've ever seen. Of course, if they'd boil... oh, I don't know... real eggs, that would be environmentally correct too. But no, they've got to be "paperboard that contains no wood fibers from endangered forests."
The country is in the best of hands.